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- Hand picking your furniture:
- the act of attempting to get boxer hair off tapestry couch
fabric before company arrives.
- Hanging tooth:
- either upper or lower teeth (mostly lower) being visible
when the dog closes its mouth, mostly due to a less than perfect
undershot bite. Most Boxers will do it occasionally since perfection
is what we always strive for, but seldom attain (See "Elvis
Presley Grin").
- Hara-kiri:
- how a crazed mut throws itself at the fence while you walk
by with your boxer.
- Heat Seeking Muzzle:
- a boxer that is so hot from being under the comforter, you'd
think it was suffocating. Boxers that like to root under the
sheets.
- Heel:
- A-You feel like when your dogs beats the one you had just sold to an eager novice; B-Expression often screamed to attract the attention of deaf dogs.
- Hide and sleep:
- this is the routine of finding somewhere secluded to lie
and sleep in hopes of not being bothered.
- Hund Hook; Hitching posts:
- Usually found in Europe, hooks that you could hook your dog
to when when you went inside a store.
- Hock:
- A way of finanacing your dog shows by the use of jewelry such as wedding rings.
- Hunkerbutt:
- ...nostrils flaring for just two seconds too long...ears
laid back in an oh so aerodynamic configuration..."taut"
being merely a foolhardy description of a muscular explosion
which is about to occur... the sideways "white-eyed"
look that says "you're not EVEN gonna be able to KEEP UP
WITH ME NOW!...and the low-slung hind-quarter power which directly
precedes "HUNKERBUTT"......!!!!!! (See Warp Speed,
Dodge the Dog)
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